black comedy, n.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 22:37:10 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 16:06:18 -0400

"I am a lover and have not found my thing to love. It makes my destruction inevitable, you see. There..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:05:45 -0400

““I am a lover and have not found my thing to love. It makes my destruction inevitable, you see. There are few who understand that.””

- Sherwood Anderson, Winesburg, Ohio (via itsfromabook)

highfunctioningdarklordofall: farwin: hoplophilia: Dragon’s...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:05:33 -0400

highfunctioningdarklordofall:

farwin:

hoplophilia:

Dragon’s Breath is a very gorgeous type of opal made into many types of jewelry.

They look like gateways to other dimensions… :O

That top left one looks like it’s plotting to take over Middle Earth

niknak79: Because behind every sign there’s a story

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:04:30 -0400

niknak79:

Because behind every sign there’s a story

staticsrecyclebin: I’ve done it I’ve created the perfect hentai creature

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:02:36 -0400

staticsrecyclebin:

I’ve done it

I’ve created the perfect hentai creature

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Sun, 19 May 2013 16:01:30 -0400

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:59:57 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:58:39 -0400

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

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Sun, 19 May 2013 15:57:45 -0400

at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:00:52 -0400

at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music

foodtrucker: I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:00:10 -0400

foodtrucker:

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

vanillish: I want a relationship like this

Sun, 19 May 2013 04:00:03 -0400

vanillish:

I want a relationship like this

snlofficial: when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:59:41 -0400

snlofficial:

when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is

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Sun, 19 May 2013 03:59:34 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 03:59:16 -0400

kawaii-aussie: basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:58:43 -0400

kawaii-aussie:

basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It

amoying: give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof, raise the roof

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:58:14 -0400

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

ch1nglish: Oh my god this is perfect hahahahah

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:58:06 -0400

ch1nglish:

Oh my god this is perfect hahahahah

vavin-free: loki-cat: i hate those days where you have so much stuff/hw/projects due the next day...

Sun, 19 May 2013 03:57:53 -0400

vavin-free:

loki-cat:

i hate those days where you have so much stuff/hw/projects due the next day that you just freeze up and go on the internet until 9pm as an attempt to escape the stress