so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

(via the-perks-of-being-a--cunt)

mynameisgrey:

incipient:

lovett91:

failstun:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

alright britain

The mildly interesting barrier reef

somewhat fulfilled expectations. 

alexander the good enough

(Source: jensenvagackles, via amazingphanonfire)

disgustingcat:

crrocs:

Imagine if your follower count turned into money

I’d still be broke

(via the-perks-of-being-a--cunt)

— Robert H. Schuller (via floralnymph)

(Source: fleurare, via spookeasy)

gcoky:

mulinlust:

gcoky:

fun prank: get a job working at a bakery and powder the doughnuts with cocaine instead of powdered sugar

fun prank more like how to ruin somebodies life

i said it was fun not ethical 

yeah ruin your life you know how expensive that much cocaine would be? 5trilliongazilliondollars

(Source: cheerupsmelly, via the-perks-of-being-a--cunt)

— william chapman (via williamchapmanwritings)

(via icedcoffeeandcuts)

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

(via pizza)

wurnbo:

did i allow u to have fun without me

(via notahoe)

ninjaharmony:

familyfriendlyurl:

its fun for the whole family, except grandpa. nothings fun for grandpa

not  since the accident