black comedy, n.

edwardspoonhands:

tyleroakley:

Oops.

lolololol

(via consulting-khajiit)

lucykrap:

girlwiththekey:

valerieparker:

alfredtheherothatswho:

I THREW A KID IN THE WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL

BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY


I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH

DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS

I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS

BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY

YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’

RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’

DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’

WHERE YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING, BABY? 

HEY I JUST KILLED YOU,

I’M FUCKING CRAZY

BUT THEYLL NEVER FIND YOU

SO ROT THERE MAYBE

(via putabindionit)

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

(via ihumpedyourcatthen)

(via paintedporcelain)

falcnpunch:

call of duty ghosts confirmed gameplay

falcnpunch:

call of duty ghosts confirmed gameplay

(via prejaculate)

chickensandwich:

hey lil mama lemme whispa in ya ear

chickensandwich:

hey lil mama lemme whispa in ya ear

(Source: diarrefpuckhookyplay-em-offs, via maxterbate)

anus:

my chinchilla has no idea what’s going on

anus:

my chinchilla has no idea what’s going on

(via jollityfarm)

porkfriedbryce:

jerkidiot:

actually the worst acting in the fuckin world

SHE TRIES TO WINK AT THE END AND CLOSES BOTH HER EYES I CANT

(via dietchola)

thelivinginfinite:

son let me learn you a thing

thelivinginfinite:

son let me learn you a thing

(via oomshi)

flight:

+

flight:

+

(Source: discocaineee, via parydise)

(via greekgogurt)